Tuesday 5 February 2013

Writing about Denmark

When writing about Denmark always remember that everyone is pale, blonde haired and blue eyed, no mixed cultures. Everyone is a farmer, because there is no need for fixed income jobs since the government will take care of you anyway. The only foods the people eat are potatoes and tinned sardines. Never write about a sad or stressed out Dane, everyone is always happy with no care in the world because the government will help with all their problems and give them money. Talk about how when you went there everyone greets each other on the street because life is just that great. 
Don’t forget to include how everyone is obsessed with mermaids that make deals with evil witches to become human so they can be with their Prince Charming.
Of course to keep it interesting don’t forget to mention how they all kill whales/dolphins in huge amounts to eat like barbaric primates. 

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